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"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Walsh Miniatures

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

Mini Computer

'Don't use too much suction on that Chihuahua, Teresa.'

A computer mouse's offspring.

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

The Three Bears - pocket version

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

"I've seen him bench-press four rubber tree plants."

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'

Model Village

Bryant and May match heads

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

Miniature removal van in miniature village