Small Human Enthusiasts Gifts

"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

Walsh Miniatures

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

Mini Computer

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

'Don't use too much suction on that Chihuahua, Teresa.'

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

The Three Bears - pocket version

A computer mouse's offspring.

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

Bryant and May match heads

"I've seen him bench-press four rubber tree plants."

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

Model Village

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

Miniature removal van in miniature village