Small Catch Expert Gifts

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"River well stocked this year."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Missing you.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'How was your luck, dear?'

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Fisherman Funneral

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Determined fisherman

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

'You only caught one?'

'Don't let it go!'

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

No, you idiot, I don't have a "bucket list:.

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

Honestly ,trout tickling is a doddle!

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

The Salmon Man

Catch-and-release whaling.

"Just reach under his belly and lift him into the boat."

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish