Small Catch Expert Pillows

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"River well stocked this year."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Missing you.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'How was your luck, dear?'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Fisherman Funneral

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Determined fisherman

'You only caught one?'

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

'Don't let it go!'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

Honestly ,trout tickling is a doddle!

The Salmon Man

Catch-and-release whaling.

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"