Small Business Growth Gifts

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Upward Progress

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'I treat everyone here the same as my family. . . like s**t.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Building a company.

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"I'd say business was brisk."

"I'll have the usual."

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."