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"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

"You can call them up and they come round and talk you out of it..."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

My lemonade stand went belly-up. I need a bail-out.

'It's delicious, but I'm still going to disallow your home office.'

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

Small business in an office cottage.

"The only lemons we use now are to flavor the rim of your espresso."

"Would you believe it. I haven't sold a thing all day."

"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

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"It's early days, but I'm hoping to turn it into a franchise."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

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Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Money Plant.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

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"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."