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"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

"You can call them up and they come round and talk you out of it..."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

My lemonade stand went belly-up. I need a bail-out.

'It's delicious, but I'm still going to disallow your home office.'

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

Small business in an office cottage.

"The only lemons we use now are to flavor the rim of your espresso."

"Would you believe it. I haven't sold a thing all day."

"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

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'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

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"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

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"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

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"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'