Family Business Dreamer Pillows

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

Money Plant.

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

If business gets any worse, I'll have to start laying off relatives!

"I want both of you to go to college and get good jobs. I want you to have all the things I never had! That way, I'll be very comfortable when I move in with you."

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.