Family Business Dreamer Pillows

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

Money Plant.

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I want both of you to go to college and get good jobs. I want you to have all the things I never had! That way, I'll be very comfortable when I move in with you."

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

If business gets any worse, I'll have to start laying off relatives!

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

We're looking for someone who has their own desk, computer, fax, smart phone, copier, and customer list.