Sly Student Gifts

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'People, get a half-life!'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

Essay Paper.

Sly Fox

Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!

English As A Second Language

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

'I'm not eating that - it hasn't been advertised on the telly...'

Mrs. Ginder like to subtly call attention to those students who performed poorly on her tests.