Sassy Student Gifts

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Parental Role Model

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

Essay Paper.

Furniture from hell.

Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Lady in Blue Dress

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

High School. I was suspended for throwing a Robert Frost book. They didn't see that it was performance - poetry in motion.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

"You know you have a weak heart, mom. Sit down on your favorite rocking chair and just it easy."

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"

'Perfect birthday party dear, but so it should be after the practice you've had over so many years.'

A School Girl and Teacher.

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'