Swashbuckling Student Gifts

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Trust

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

Pirate eye test

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

Parental Role Model

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

Essay Paper.

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

Graduation Day At A Party School

Pirate Artist

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

Funk Facts: Pirates.

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

A School Girl and Teacher.