Swashbuckling Student Gifts

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Trust

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

Pirate eye test

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

Parental Role Model

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Essay Paper.

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Graduation Day At A Party School

Pirate Artist

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'