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Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'You're closer to the Big Guy than anyone. Will you help us kill him?'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Clandestine cows.

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"It's a setup."

"I don't think much of their defence."

'Damn, I just love this new problem solving tool!'

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

Sly Fox

"Look, let's just say I haven't seen anything, Charlie hasn't heard anything, and Tom hasn't said anything."

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

"So, are we singing from the same hymnbook?"

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'Business is slow. Go and throw a few banana skins on the pavement.'

'I'm always thinking of my fellow man - that's how I stay ahead of him.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

The Tax Loophole

In. Out. Destroyed without my knowledge.

"Are there any security cameras in the basement?"

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

"If we don't decide what we're worth, who will?"

Successful business man

Days Of Conquest

'The Big Guy seems to trust him. Would you help us kill him?'