Slow Game Supporter Gifts

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Local food for local consumption

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Speed Checked By Radar.

Boris Bike

"We suck at this."

A tortoise

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

"I've always worked from home."

"He's in lockdown."

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

Tortoise Mailman.

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

Tortoise Football Fan

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

I may not be the smartest tortoise, but I've been around the block a few times. Well, once.

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'