Slow Cooking Sage Pillows

"No wonder it's not done. You've got it set on grow."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Dog stretching before a walk.

I love embroidery

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Fumes from furniture

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"How are we on bread?"

"First you make a roux."

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Anatomy of a freezer drawer

"She died doing what she loved."

This salad tastes funky� Is this ranch dressing? Oh, I'm sorry, sir� I thought you ordered raunch dressing.

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

"It's the gluten-free edition."

"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

Worshiping the TV.

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

What can I get you? Something light but filling. Flavorful but not too spicy. Healthy but not boring. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Something right in the middle. Neither here nor there. It must walk the line of non-offensive yet opinionated. I wonder if Arby's is taking applications. If I eat a sandwich in the woods and no one is around, do I make a sound?

'I just love the change of seasons.'

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

"You tell him it needs more salt, I'm not telling him!"

'Hey newbie. Just ease and squeeze, ease and squeeze!'