Slot Machine Fan Gifts

Slot machine.

"Comeon! Poppa needs a new pair of pants. . . "

'It certainly puts the fun into getting your money out.'

Jackpot!

Winning cherries,

'Let me explain what's meant by Winning a Free Game!'

Destination casinos...

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"I couldn't work out how to use an old-fashioned fruit machine - until the penny dropped!"

Fruit Machine

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"Cold drinks" "Tesla stock"

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

An affair to remember.

Gravitas

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

Early Micronesian Casino

Casino. Ask about our frequent take-a-flyer program.

Al's vending machine.

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

"You lose again...!"

'The ice machine's broken!!'

'Do you think it takes 10p?'