Slob Savant Pillows

Homo Gamus

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'You could do that.' I did

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

East End Maps.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

State of the Union

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

"I'm running a loose ship."

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'Welcome to 'Wall Street Speaks'... and now our next guest is an expert on street talk.'

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

"It's a slow hit man!"

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

House Hubby.

"This straw sucks! 'Er not."

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'Call yourself domesticated!'

"So, Humberto, you moved to the United States just last month?"

Grumpy Moody Boy.

Whoever said 'change was inevitable' never saw Fred's underwear.

Thank You For Not Calling Me Dude!

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

'It doesn't get any better than this.' 'That's what has me worried.'

'Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!'

"It's either a powercut or we're watching the microwave oven."

"If you want to last in these parts, stop saying: 'that's cool'."