Slob Savant Gifts

Homo Gamus

'You could do that.' I did

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

East End Maps.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

State of the Union

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"I'm running a loose ship."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

House Hubby.

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

"It's a slow hit man!"

'Welcome to 'Wall Street Speaks'... and now our next guest is an expert on street talk.'

"This straw sucks! 'Er not."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

'Call yourself domesticated!'

Grumpy Moody Boy.

Whoever said 'change was inevitable' never saw Fred's underwear.

'It doesn't get any better than this.' 'That's what has me worried.'

Couch potato with tator tots.

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

"It's either a powercut or we're watching the microwave oven."

Thank You For Not Calling Me Dude!

"If you want to last in these parts, stop saying: 'that's cool'."

'Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!'

Sharon got stuck. . .