Slob Life Gifts

Couch potato with tator tots.

Homo Gamus

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

State of the Union

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"I'm running a loose ship."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

American Idle

House Hubby.

"He started off with a lazy eye and it spread to his whole body."

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

"I know, same here. Angsting about the Zeitgeist like there is no tomorrow."

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

'Call yourself domesticated!'

Whoever said 'change was inevitable' never saw Fred's underwear.

'It doesn't get any better than this.' 'That's what has me worried.'

"It's either a powercut or we're watching the microwave oven."

'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Disgusting! I'm never going to get this guy properly trained! I think I'll just abandon him somewhere!"

'Leonard has hidden qualities, and they're best LEFT hidden.'

"Meet my husband, Mr Couch Potato, and our son...Tater Tot."

"Bad dog! You're a bad dog!"

"The landlord says that there are no animals allowed in this apartment. You've got to move out."

'He's a case of unintelligent design.'