Slipper Humorist Gifts

Teddy, good with slippers

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

The Sedentary Dead.

Cowboy Slippers

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Kitten Slippers

For sale sign 'Don't take that down, it's holding up the house.'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

Penguin wearing Slippers

Waiter, there's a fly drowning in my soup. Try mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Show me the funny!

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

'Eeee, it's tekking a long time to wear these slippers in, Mother.'

Car driving comes upon fork in road.

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'