'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'
Slip-of-the-finger Humorist Gifts
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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.
"Gee, thanks pal."
"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."
"Why didn't you simply open the window?"
Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger
"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"
Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.
'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'
'I don't think the employees like me.'
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."
German School
"What are you doing?"
Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'
Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.
The Evolution Of Man
I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'
Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.
"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."
'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'
The Quack Quack Diaries: The Decline And Fall Of Wolfman Quack
"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."
Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'
"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."
Slip-of-the-finger Humorist Gifts Collection
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