Slide Saver Gifts

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"I'm bored."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

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"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

Screen Addict

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

"Which brings us to my next point."

'Removing the phone is easy. Getting your head and arms to their original positions will take weeks of physical therapy.'

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

"I rescue swimmers. He rescues phones dropped by swimmers."

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"You asked if I would give living off grid a chance. Well, it's been 10 minutes, and I'm going back on grid."

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"