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'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"I'm bored."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'Who ordered 10,000 copies of how to conserve paper?'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

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Computer camp's not exactly what I expected.

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

"Numb yet?"

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Screen Addict

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

"Which brings us to my next point."

'Removing the phone is easy. Getting your head and arms to their original positions will take weeks of physical therapy.'

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

"Whoopsy."

"I rescue swimmers. He rescues phones dropped by swimmers."

"You asked if I would give living off grid a chance. Well, it's been 10 minutes, and I'm going back on grid."

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"