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"Hang on a minute, I'm about to go into a tunnel ..."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Office Park

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

"I do diet...between snacks."

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Another successful year!"

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"

'No, I don't like dancing.'

Worm running away from hook.

'Thank you for joining me for tonight's slide flute recital!'

'It doesn't matter, Mr. Katz — you're overweight standard or metric.'

Business Slides.

Freudian slide

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

Glissando!

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

'It's broken.'

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

A man is mopping a floor with a banana peel mop and a bucket of oil.

Kids - who'd have em?

'Mom, what are 'stairs' for?'