Slide-averse Pillows

"Hang on a minute, I'm about to go into a tunnel ..."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Office Park

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"I do diet...between snacks."

"Another successful year!"

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"

'No, I don't like dancing.'

Freudian slide

Worm running away from hook.

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

'It doesn't matter, Mr. Katz — you're overweight standard or metric.'

Business Slides.

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Glissando!

'It's broken.'

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

'Mom, what are 'stairs' for?'

Kids - who'd have em?

"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."

A man is mopping a floor with a banana peel mop and a bucket of oil.