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"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Golf lessons

East End Maps.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

Trawling for Fish.

Sandwich snob.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

'Welcome to 'Wall Street Speaks'... and now our next guest is an expert on street talk.'

Canadian Jesus

'Let me know when you're ready for the Great American tuna fish sandwich.'

'Hank, I don't think this a good time to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'

'It's commendable that you only ate one slice of pizza, but when you're only cutting it in half...'

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

"This straw sucks! 'Er not."