Sleigh Spotter Pillows

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Look! There's Santa!'

Taxi

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Self-driving sled

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'Euston, we have a problem...'

Skiing Holiday

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Santa emergency stop.

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'I waxed the runners.'

Accident

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"