Sleigh Spotter Pillows

Do you think Santa will be making a stop at Tiffany & Company tonight, Lance? Sorry to disappoint you, Gloria, but I spotted Santa's sleigh in the parking lot of Kmart & Company earlier.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

That one has all the batteries!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

'Look! There's Santa!'

Getting Closer

Taxi

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Self-driving sled

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

'Euston, we have a problem...'

Skiing Holiday

Santa emergency stop.

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

'I waxed the runners.'

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Accident

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."