Sleigh Watcher Pillows

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

That one has all the batteries!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Taxi

Self-driving sled

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Skiing Holiday

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

'I waxed the runners.'

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

"Now who's laughing all the way?

Filling up with Deersil.

Slippery underfoot

"Awww...come on dad, when are you going to teach me to drive?"