Sleigh Watcher Pillows

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Taxi

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Self-driving sled

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Skiing Holiday

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'I waxed the runners.'

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

"Now who's laughing all the way?

Filling up with Deersil.

"Awww...come on dad, when are you going to teach me to drive?"

Slippery underfoot

'Stop with the Ho, Ho, Ho's Mr. Claus! Two million parking tickets in one night is no laughing matter!'