Sleigh Admirer Pillows

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"What? I find that I make a much better brake light."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Eagle

'Look ... A fresh one!'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

Taxi

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

Ski-ers.

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

Postes Modernes

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

A dinosaur looks into a mailbox

"Let us prey."

"Look at him, strutting around as though the last four years never happened."

"Wow! I wish I could fly like an eagle!"

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'I waxed the runners.'