Sleigh Admirer Gifts

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"What? I find that I make a much better brake light."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Taxi

Eagle

Toboggan Hitchhiker

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'Look ... A fresh one!'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

Postes Modernes

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

Ski-ers.

"Don't you just love how the snow covers all the dog crap?"

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

"Wow! I wish I could fly like an eagle!"

"Look at him, strutting around as though the last four years never happened."

"Let us prey."

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

A dinosaur looks into a mailbox

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'I waxed the runners.'