Sleigh Lover Pillows

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

'It was driven only once a year by a jolly ol' elf!'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Sleigh Ride

Taxi

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'I hate when they do this.'

Self-driving sled

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Skiing Holiday

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Santa emergency stop.

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'I waxed the runners.'

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

Filling up with Deersil.

"Now who's laughing all the way?

'Stop with the Ho, Ho, Ho's Mr. Claus! Two million parking tickets in one night is no laughing matter!'