Sleigh Lover Pillows

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

'It was driven only once a year by a jolly ol' elf!'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

That one has all the batteries!

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

Sleigh Ride

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Taxi

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'I hate when they do this.'

Self-driving sled

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

Skiing Holiday

Santa emergency stop.

Santa narrowly avoids discrimination suit

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'I waxed the runners.'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...