Sleigh Fanatic Pillows

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

That one has all the batteries!

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Taxi

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

Skiing Holiday

Kangaroo Santa's Sleigh.

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Santa emergency stop.

'I waxed the runners.'

Penguins Hitching on Sled

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

"Dear Santa, I just want one simple thing for Christmas this year. Your schematic for building an aerodynamic time-traveling toy sleigh."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

"Now who's laughing all the way?

Filling up with Deersil.

'Stop with the Ho, Ho, Ho's Mr. Claus! Two million parking tickets in one night is no laughing matter!'