Sleepy Storytellers T-Shirts

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

Late night teddy reading

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'She's just great with the children.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'He was a great writer'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Jorge Luis Borges

Why don't you ever like to spoon?