Sleepy Cyclist T-Shirts

A women sound asleep on her exercise bike clutches an energy bar while the floor is littered with empty energy drinks, energy bars, and energy powder containers.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Cycling with a harp case

You had me at vintage.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Yawn

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

Man asleep on train

Tele Condom

'Gottleib, Gotlieb, look what I invented!'

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Sleep-Eez Bedding

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

Tour de France champ Lucien Petit-Breton.

Bike

Solo

"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."

'The internet is impacting my sleep. All my flying dreams look like Google Earth.'

"I tried reading a book once ??" fell asleep and missed the ending."

"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."

"Hannah, Where's Your Helmet?

Father and son