Sleepy Cyclist T-Shirts

A women sound asleep on her exercise bike clutches an energy bar while the floor is littered with empty energy drinks, energy bars, and energy powder containers.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Cycling with a harp case

Sleepwalker on treadmill

You had me at vintage.

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

Yawn

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

Man asleep on train

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

'Gottleib, Gotlieb, look what I invented!'

Sleep-Eez Bedding

Tele Condom

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Bike

"I tried reading a book once ??" fell asleep and missed the ending."

Solo

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."

"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."

Father and son

"Hannah, Where's Your Helmet?