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"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

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'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"He's never up before eleven."

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"I'm going."

This coffee can keep you up

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

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'Gravity wins - again.'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"Let's just assume Grisham is thinking aloud."