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Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Working from home.

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Who am I?'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

'The body? In the mystery section, of course.'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"So, did you hear about all the excitement?"

"I'm sorry Professor, but you know too much!"

Department of Dream Studies

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."