Slumbering Athlete T-Shirts

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

Sleepwalking Golfer

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"I'm bored."

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

Yawn

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

Humpty Dumpty using Egg timer as an Alarm clock.

Ghoul Keeper

Sleeping man leaves rest room.

Man sleeping under the bed.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'

"Batter up..."

'Yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep until noon sometimes...'

'I am sooo tired: I only slept fifteen hours yesterday...'

"Why do you go to bed so late?"

Runner thinking about sleeping.

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

A women sound asleep on her exercise bike clutches an energy bar while the floor is littered with empty energy drinks, energy bars, and energy powder containers.

'It's nothing to lose any sleep over. You just have insomnia.

Golfer using a machine to hit the golfball