Sleepwear Collector Pillows

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

"Long Johns Silver."

Mankini - One size fits all.

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

"Wine makes him sleepy."

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Frock Coat

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Ah, sweatpants."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Goggles? Yes, he's a" windshield viper"!

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'Was the class too early for you?'

A man opens front door in his night shirt

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

NFL Antitrust case...

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

She can never resist another pair of shoes...

MMM-MM, Cellulite

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

'Well this is awkward.'

Rabbit with novelty slippers.

"You wear pyjamas!"

I have a press for every day of the year!

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."