Sleepwear Collector Pillows

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Long Johns Silver."

Mankini - One size fits all.

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

"Wine makes him sleepy."

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Frock Coat

Bad Outfit Alarm.

A man opens front door in his night shirt

'Was the class too early for you?'

She can never resist another pair of shoes...

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

MMM-MM, Cellulite

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

'Well this is awkward.'

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

New! Corduroy Pillows! They're making headlines!

I have a press for every day of the year!

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'