Sleepless Blogger Pillows

'I dreamt I was tweeting about my insomnia all night.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

The Bookworm

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Snoopy with Laptop

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Whoa

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Ruddy bloggers!

Multi-Tasking

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"What made you start blogging about success?"

Witches of Instagram

Creativity 2.0

"Influence this."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."