Sleepless Blogger Prints

'I dreamt I was tweeting about my insomnia all night.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

The Bookworm

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Multi-Tasking

'She posted her first blog today.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Witches of Instagram

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

"Influence this."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'