Sleep-in Squad Pillows

Just a sec...

"Try thinking about something else."

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"This has been a productive homework session!"

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"The secret to my success is my ability to always land on my feet."

"Having fun there little guy?"

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

Little Marjorie in Delusionland

On Weekdays. . . On Weekends

"Mom! It's Saturday."

"How many times have I told you not to watch the news before bed?"

Dancing with death.