Sleepyhead Squad Pillows

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

Man wakes to his bedside digital clock which reads: It's Time.

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

Alarm Clock: It's Time.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

Alarmistclock

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'Because it'll put you to sleep. That's why I'm reading you the third quarter report.'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"He's never up before eleven."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Sleepwalking to work.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"I'm going."

"You're just run down."

Early Night Club

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.