Sleep Clinic Frequenters Pillows

Past mistakes insomnia

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Time for bed, guys."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Do not disturb...

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'zzz sleep.'

"He snores from October to May!"

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was me who told him naps were good for your health.'

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

'We'll take it!'

Dreams

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'Doctor, I'm tired all the time.'