Sleep Clinic Frequenters Mugs

Past mistakes insomnia

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Time for bed, guys."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Do not disturb...

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'We'll take it!'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

"An alarm clock?! Wow... What have I done to make you hate me so much, Louise?"

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was me who told him naps were good for your health.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"He snores from October to May!"

Dreams

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'zzz sleep.'

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

'Doctor, I'm tired all the time.'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'