Sleep Apnea Sufferer Gifts

"Finally, Honey – an end to your snoring."

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

Zzzzzzzzz...

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

"Yes, you were snoring again."

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

"I have a problem with resisting arrest."

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."

"I stay awake all night worrying about my insomnia, doctor!"

Woman reading a article titled 'Dead men don't snore',

'My husband must be floating on his back - I can hear him snoring!'

"You were oinking in your sleep last night."

"I kept tossing and turning all winter!"

'Gesundheit.'

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'

Coffee. I'm exhausted. I started sleeping on my coin collection to keep it safe, and now I understand the saying "change is hard"!

'Sleep Disorder Research.'

'You snored all night, so now I have to kill you.'