Slapstick Comedy Admirer Gifts

"How was the ski trip?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Beware of Falling Notice.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Ready...."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Is that a piano?"

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog