Slapstick Comedy Admirer Gifts

Potato Crashes into Tree, While the Rest of His Features Ski On.

"How was the ski trip?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Beware of Falling Notice.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

The Second Fall of Man.r

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"Ready...."

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'