Slang Aficionados Gifts

A glimpse of the future ...

'Well, Vinnie, it looks like we found our stool pigeon!'

Little Red Riding Hoodie

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"Well that answers that question!"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Feart!

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

"It's a dame!"

Brothers Grimm

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"It's a cease and desist letter forbidding us from saying 'That's lit!'"

'Ok, heads up, totally, FYI...'

'The Streetwise Men.'

Kids talking street slang. Parent: "Their foreign language lessons are going well."

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuggedabouting things.

"I think 'gutsy' became 'ballsy' in about 1988."

Things you say when you are officially old...

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "