Slang Aficionados Prints

A glimpse of the future ...

'Well, Vinnie, it looks like we found our stool pigeon!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"Well that answers that question!"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"It's a dame!"

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Feart!

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Brothers Grimm

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

"I think 'gutsy' became 'ballsy' in about 1988."

"It's a cease and desist letter forbidding us from saying 'That's lit!'"

'The Streetwise Men.'

'Ok, heads up, totally, FYI...'

Kids talking street slang. Parent: "Their foreign language lessons are going well."

Things you say when you are officially old...

'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'

The London Marathon (cockney rhyming slang variations).