Slacktivism Observer Pillows

Peace inactivist

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

Scientist seen on loch.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"I wonder where they nest..."

"Some other news, China declares war on Peru, ISIS blows up the pyramids and the pope resigns. Now back to more comments from David Bowie fans."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"Die alone"

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

TV and man

"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."

Don't Try Anything Funny.

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

'Serves me right for frowning.'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Joy Behar?'

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

Opposing viewpoint.

The Meaning of Humour

"Remember when 'The sky's the limit' was something we wanted to hear?"

"No apology after making us orphans."

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

Plastidad