Slacktivism Observer Pillows

Peace inactivist

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

Scientist seen on loch.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."

TV and man

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

"Die alone"

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

"I wonder where they nest..."

'Serves me right for frowning.'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Joy Behar?'

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

Opposing viewpoint.

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

Terrorist Save.

"Remember when 'The sky's the limit' was something we wanted to hear?"

'Well done, Goldsmith. You handled yourself like an old pro' in there.'

The Meaning of Humour

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".