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Leaning tower of pizza boxes.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Oi to the world!

Chippunks

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Intermediate Slouching.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

The Sedentary Dead.

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Stop doggin' it!"

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Out to Hunch.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

Naomi Campbell