Skyward Skeptic Gifts

Atheists Airline

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Two airplanes

Ornithologist

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

A man shoots at a drone.

"Student driver"

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Angel Crash

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Airport

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

After Orville Wright made the first flight at Kitty Hawk, he convinced Wilbur he should also make the second flight earn frequent-flier credit.

Mile high skydivers

Amelia Earhart

"Byeee... see you soon!"

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Angel and ecology

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

'I guess we're flying by instruments.'